召唤观光团,咱们一起去逗鬼佬玩儿吧 Orz

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楼主 小妾2009/4/9 21:06:00

笑死我了,直接转哈哈哈

http://omegle.com/
  
  就是这个网站,在别处看到的,随机将世界上的两个陌生人联系在一起,你不知道对方的任何资料,只能通过聊天来了解 = =
  
  因为完全匿名,所以什么样的人都可能遇到
  
  我试了几次,2次是个德国人,1次是个芬兰的(好像是个小姑娘),还有个上来就问“你想不想要GAO潮?”囧是个广告……
  朋友还遇到个用翻译机聊天的巴西男囧
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刚遇到的全是TY观光团

对暗号的时候,我说春哥纯爷们,他说yes chun ge is ture man,笑死XDDDD

2 --2009/4/9 21:09:00

打不开

3 小妾2009/4/9 21:10:00

来帖别人的聊天记录哈哈哈哈哈哈

Stranger: hi!
    You: HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HIIIIIIIIII!
    
    You: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    You: HELLO
    Stranger: HEEEYYYY
    You: HA HA HA HA HA
    Stranger: :D
    You: HI baby
    Stranger: Hi
    You: wo gei ni chang shou ge ba
    You: 生产队里养了一群小鸭子
    Stranger: i dont know chinese sorry.

4 ==2009/4/9 21:36:00

都是中国人

5 ==2009/4/9 21:41:00

这是和真人聊的?

6 ==2009/4/9 21:42:00

怎么对方不理我了,是不是我说的太正经了还是对方是真鬼佬。。。

7 = =2009/4/9 21:47:00

同打不开……

8 = =2009/4/9 21:48:00

遇到个荷兰的

很认真的聊天= =

没啥意思

9 = =2009/4/9 21:49:00

碰俩都是天涯观光团的

10 - -2009/4/9 21:49:00

遇到个比利时的15岁小孩。。。。

11 ==2009/4/9 21:50:00

不行,人家骂人了,问又是中国人?我没说话,对方说FUCK YOU。。。。

12 = =2009/4/9 21:51:00

我问对方那里来的

对方说get ur business= =

13 ~~2009/4/9 21:53:00

我刚发个hi陌生人就回复说China~~= =

14 小妾2009/4/9 21:55:00

注意!COS也很多!!TY豆瓣都有暗号~要不咱也搞个> <

15 = =2009/4/9 21:58:00

册那是哪的暗号?

16 ==2009/4/9 22:02:00

暗号就定推倒他

17 0002009/4/9 22:03:00

已经连续几个CHINA了。。。

18 = =2009/4/9 22:04:00

15L的 册那是上海话骂人的= =

19 = =2009/4/9 22:05:00

我在和一14岁的小孩聊天= =

太正经了= =

20 = =2009/4/9 22:10:00

囧……

21 = =2009/4/9 22:11:00

为毛我遇到的都是外国人,我英语还那么差,看得我头晕

22 0002009/4/9 22:21:00

为毛我遇到的都是外国人,我英语还那么差,看得我头晕

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有种东西叫翻译器

碰见个法国佬或者是COS法国佬的 老娘就是对你[消音——]有偏见怎么了

23 -________-2009/4/9 22:24:00

Stranger: I am a linguistic anthropologist
Stranger: you silly chinese people
You:? ?you silly too

24 = =2009/4/9 22:34:00

中国有没有这种网站啊,碰到的都是男的,碰见一外国妞问完我是女的直接跑了。。。太伤自尊了

25 = =2009/4/9 22:37:00

给闲人用的。。

26 ==2009/4/9 22:46:00

为毛啊~~第一次玩就遇着个WSN

果然我RP有问题……

27 为毛2009/4/9 22:53:00

rid打不开

28 0002009/4/9 22:58:00

多刷几次就好了

29 = =2009/4/9 23:03:00

为嘛每个人第一句都是Hi= =没创意

30 = =2009/4/9 23:27:00

看了TY原帖.很多人一听到是chinese就跑了啊.为毛?

31 = =2009/4/9 23:31:00

为嘛我碰到的第一个就是中国人,还是个繁体字MM or DD

就一句话? 请有素质的和外国人讲话。。。俺啥都还没说~~

32 = =2009/4/10

GD到BJ的。。。ORz

33 ==2009/4/10 0:03:00

感觉我们像蝗虫一样攻占了这个网站

窘。。。。。。。。。。。。。

34 = =2009/4/10 0:03:00

碰到的都是听到china就跑了= =

35 = =2009/4/10 0:10:00

真丢人。。。。。。。为什么要这么做??

36 = =2009/4/10 0:11:00

鬼知道-0-望天

37 - -2009/4/10 0:12:00

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: anybody there?
You: HI
Stranger: 周恩来万岁打到美利坚
Stranger: can you understand?
You: OMG TYER?
Stranger: Orz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

38 - -2009/4/10 0:12:00

碰到的都是听到china就跑了= =
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因为聊不懂呗,咱是去TX的,人家是正儿八经想聊天的
遇见一人,说什么用你的枪和枪囊攻击我,宝贝。。。。。。。。是不是很黄很瀑力的那种?

39 = =2009/4/10 0:13:00

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: anybody there?
You: HI
Stranger: 周恩来万岁打到美利坚
Stranger: can you understand?
You: OMG TYER?
Stranger: Orz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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40 - -2009/4/10 0:15:00

几乎全是中国人了吗.........

41 = =2009/4/10 0:18:00

求TY原贴Orz

42 --2009/4/10 0:22:00

今晚太多中国人了

43 = =2009/4/10 0:24:00

44 = =2009/4/10 0:28:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: say jump
You: hey say jump
Stranger: hi I am come from China and you?
You: ty观光团?
You: XQ观光团?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

45 - -2009/4/10 0:37:00

随便看天涯PO的几段,对方都怒了,全是脏话,直接对中国人和中国的

犯不着这么无聊吧- -

不知道一帮人怎么想的

46 = =2009/4/10 0:51:00

排LS.

反正我觉得中国人上去毁自家颜面去了.cos 棒子啥的可能还好,TY有些拿着中国人身份去骂人实在是不好说什么.你TX别人,丢的是自己的脸.

47 --2009/4/10 1:06:00

和一日本留学生聊中日文化经济聊正HIGH,掉线了 - -

48 ~~2009/4/10 1:16:00

我觉得倒无所谓,中国人挺娱乐的

反正很多外国人上去也是很黄很瀑力的。就许他们fuck不许我们tx啊~

说到底还是偏见惹的祸

49 ~~2009/4/10 1:18:00

还有,千万别cos棒子或谁 没必要 那才掉价

50 = =2009/4/10 1:50:00

遇到一荷兰女的和一芬兰的

英语果然是鸟语,好累

51 = =2009/4/10 1:52:00

然后跟芬兰的那个说了句 DO U KNOW AV

就OVER了

52 ==2009/4/10 2:05:00

why there is so many people from finland`````

53 - -2009/4/10 2:16:00

COS泥轰人 那人就跑了- -+

54 --2009/4/10 2:33:00

和一个巴西人聊了1个多小时...欢畅.理解万岁

55 = =2009/4/10 2:36:00

跟一比利时人唠叨了半天金融危机orz...

56 ===2009/4/10 2:48:00

如果对方是WSN,TX TX也就罢了

如果对方是正经聊天的,未免有点不太礼貌,还是直接打着中国人旗号的

57 = =2009/4/10 2:50:00

cos US的给俺出来= = !

58 ==2009/4/10 3:16:00

和几个人聊了,好不容易碰到个能正常聊天的,居然掉线了。。。。。。

59 我太胆小2009/4/10 4:06:00

不敢聊…

60 --2009/4/10 4:13:00

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: anybody there?
You: HI
Stranger: 周恩来万岁打到美利坚
Stranger: can you understand?
You: OMG TYER?
Stranger: Orz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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捶地!还有LZ的春哥纯爷们噗哈哈哈哈

61 = =2009/4/10 4:40:00

绕了一圈MS么碰到国人
印象深刻的是一个17岁的比利时姑娘,已经有5个月大的孩子了= =
一个自称是做model的日本人
一个自称台湾日本混血的人
以及一个一听说是china就问我觉得共产主义怎么样的人

62 ==2009/4/10 5:36:00

遇到个美国人,是中越混血,她竟然知道我儿,哈哈哈~

63 = =2009/4/10 8:08:00

Stranger: whats your favourite..... food?
You: pizza
You: whats your favorite color?
Stranger: blue
Stranger: i rekon
Stranger: whats your favourite....
Stranger: season
You: summer
You: and..whats your favorite city?
Stranger: bristol... blates
Stranger: your fave... website
You: facebook
You: whats your favorite..animal?
Stranger: fairplay
Stranger: errr... puma?
Stranger: favourite... song
You: baby one more time
You: your favorite book?
Stranger: eragon
Stranger: your favourite...tv program
You: shin domoto brother ---a japanese program
You: ~~~your favorite number?
Stranger: 11
Stranger: fave game
Stranger: console
You: wow
Stranger: console...?
You: World of Warcraft
Stranger: no, i asked what your favourite games console was...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dw
Stranger: your fave... sandwich
You: chicken and cheese
You: your faverite movie?
Stranger: master and comander
Stranger: your fave..
Stranger: country
You: switzerland
You: your favorite perfume?
Stranger: joop or hugo boss
Stranger: fave circus art
You: ERA (canada)
You: favorite sports?
Stranger: basket ball ice hockey
Stranger: fave joke?
You: there is nothing right in Bush's left brain and nothing left in is right brain.
You: in his right brain.
You: favorite university?
Stranger: huddersfield!
Stranger: fave fast food joint
You: tuna burger + potato pasta (very strange, i know)
You: favorite car brand?
Stranger: mitsirugi
Stranger: fave age?
You: 16~~~i'm so old
You: favorite course?
Stranger: advertising
Stranger: fave parent
You: mom
You: favorite...watch brand
Stranger: errrr... dont really have one...
Stranger: fave... gender?
You: male
You: favorite fruit?
Stranger: grape
Stranger: fave time of dat
Stranger: day
You: midnight
You: favorite camera?
Stranger: nikon
Stranger: fave jewel
You: amethyst
You: favorite mp3?
Stranger: player or song?
You: player
Stranger: ipod or iphone
Stranger: fave person
You: my future husband
You: favorite dynasty?
Stranger: chinese
Stranger: fave wonder of the world
You: Taj Mahal
You: favorite birthday present?
Stranger: iphone
Stranger: fave southpark character
You: none...
You: favorite manga?
Stranger: deathnote
Stranger: fave manga?
You: Rurouni Kenshin
You: favorite airline?
Stranger: ba
Stranger: fave word
You: thanks
You: favorite sentence?
Stranger: no idea
Stranger: reet i gotta go now
Stranger: take it easy
Stranger: x
You: bye

64 LS2009/4/10 8:36:00

你辛苦了,逼供还习惯么

65 = =2009/4/10 9:19:00

其实昨我玩的时候对方是中国人 我就cos了日本妞 还有德国小伙子 还有棒子........

66 ==2009/4/10 9:21:00

有些人真的过了 简直是丢人了

67 - -2009/4/10 10:05:00

63L,U们这是在domoto 一问一答么。。。

68 = =2009/4/10 10:12:00

63L……= =

69 = =2009/4/10 10:18:00

完全打不开网页,放弃

70 ==2009/4/10 10:22:00

3l那俩全是中国人吧.....

71 喷死了2009/4/10 10:23:00

kao,这系统竟然把我自己配一块。。
  You:000677 5.00
  Stranger: 000677 5.00
  
  You:kao
  Stranger: kao

72 63楼是2009/4/10 10:26:00

警花?

73 .2009/4/10 10:59:00

遇见一巴西小姑娘,很好玩~

还互留了msn

不过果然是很多wsn啊~= =

74 = =2009/4/10 11:46:00

碰上一国人,还是同乡,互留了MSN orz

现在正对这一巴西人orz

75 = =2009/4/10 11:50:00

很多巴西人。。。。

我们也对暗号吧。

76 = =2009/4/10 12:03:00

也碰上一巴西人,被问了msn...orz

77 orz2009/4/10 12:34:00

现在正和一讲西班牙语的玩,

之前遇到一讲英文的,我说了句boring,他说了句i know,然后就很有默契地一起挂了

果然英语是废柴

78 orz2009/4/10 12:34:00

现在正和一讲西班牙语的玩,

之前遇到一讲英文的,我说了句boring,他说了句i know,然后就很有默契地一起挂了

果然英语是废柴

79 orz2009/4/10 12:34:00

现在正和一讲西班牙语的玩,

之前遇到一讲英文的,我说了句boring,他说了句i know,然后就很有默契地一起挂了

果然英语是废柴

80 = =2009/4/10 12:41:00

每次遇见直接问我“how are you”的,我就直接回答“fine. thank you, and you?”

可惜至今没人回答我“fine, too. thank you”

真失望……

81 = =+2009/4/10 12:46:00

Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: everything's fine?
You: WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
Stranger: brasil
You: Fine,
Stranger: and you?
You: CHINA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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我愤怒了~我是真的想要聊天的啊啊啊~~~= =+

82 = =2009/4/10 13:05:00

昨天闹得真过分= =

一听说是中国的马上就走了

83 哈哈2009/4/10 13:19:00

Stranger: where r u from
You: Mars
Stranger: MARS....
Stranger: UFO...
You: and you?
Stranger: earth....

Stranger: what's a matter.........
Stranger: with U....
You: wo tao yan ni
Stranger: me...too...

84 ==2009/4/10 13:27:00

昨晚玩的时候,那个人一上来就用英文说,我是中国人,表告诉我你也是,还是很中国式的英文==

然后我说,我还真的是

他就走了Orz

还有,我每次都会先把我儿抛出来,看有没人认识,结果有个人说我疯了,挂了,有个聊的好好的,断了Orz

85 = =2009/4/10 13:31:00

Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: 神起纯娘们
Stranger: ...............

这算对上暗号了吗?

86 。。。2009/4/10 13:54:00

話說這不正是從前ICQ的random聊天嗎

87 = =2009/4/10 14:05:00

太有趣了

88 - -2009/4/10 14:06:00

Stranger: CHINESE?
You: hi
You: ........
Stranger: 哪的?
Stranger: BD,D8?
You: ...........XQ
Stranger: 8
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为什么我两次都遇到中国人= =

89 。。。2009/4/10 14:10:00

Stranger: Hey im god
You: hi
You: im maria
Stranger: hey!mum!
Stranger: i miss u!
You: oh.... son..... u just looks so dirty
You: what happend to u
You: my sweetie
Stranger: no. i just wanna take some dirty talk.
Stranger: and i don't know how
You: oh
Stranger: so i make myself dirty
Stranger: will you tell me?
You: tell u what
Stranger: how to fuck mum... i want to know...
You: oh .... thats pretty hard

90 。。。2009/4/10 14:12:00

中间是很不HX的黄色对话

Stranger: hey. mum. you are much better then dad
You: of course
You: ur dad....
Stranger: and brother said the same
You: oh... disaster
You: oh.... i know
You: ur sister said that too
You: but my tit is bigger than ur sister, right?
Stranger: hmmmmm. I love you mum.. I am feeling climax.
Stranger: yeah, much bigger
然后我说:
You: spring brother is a pure man
Stranger: iron blood is true brother
You: ohhhh
You: nice
Stranger: good. haha
Stranger: from douban?
You: 所以你TYER?
You:
You: 我是XQ观光团来的
Stranger: 很精彩...

91 ==2009/4/10 14:14:00

真心想说这烂网是按ip地址连人的,凑到一起的都是一地儿的...好无聊,我连同城的人都碰上了

92 332009/4/10 14:19:00

遇上的是中国人啊

93 = =2009/4/10 14:23:00

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi , you are not a robot, right?
Stranger: hi
You: i mean i am talking to a real man right?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: i am a man!
You: human or you mean you are man not a woman?
Stranger: yes.
You: a, i am a woman
Stranger: where r u from?
You: China
Stranger: sure?
You: you too?
Stranger: 是的
You: hahah,天涯观光团?
Stranger: 太假了 - -
You: 什么太假了?我最近没上天涯,从别地儿看到这儿的,不过我听说天涯观光团也在
Stranger: 真是女的?这上的人太不靠谱了。
Stranger: 你是哪的?
You: 真是女的 - -
You: 四川的
You: 你是从天涯来的吗?
You: 还是从别地方知道的啊
Stranger: 不是 我从cnbeta看的
You: 啊,cnbeta也有了啊,我靠,豆瓣也有,到处都有 - -
Stranger: 基本被中国占领
You: 那你真是男的啊,我男朋友就天天上cnbeta看新闻
You: 靠,我还想说来练练英语类
Stranger: 我也这么想的。。失败了

94 - -2009/4/10 14:32:00

我觉得倒无所谓,中国人挺娱乐的

反正很多外国人上去也是很黄很瀑力的。就许他们fuck不许我们tx啊~

说到底还是偏见惹的祸

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LS有人这么觉得,就PO一下天涯第一页的某段

中国人看到这段都不舒服吧

完全不觉得这叫娱乐

难不成有人觉得一窝蜂中国人过去用中文或者奇怪的英文攻陷了很有成就感?

想想有人这么对XQ大家怎么想- -

Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hi
  You: hello
  Stranger: how r u ;)
  You: where are you from?
  You: fine~
  Stranger: Ohio
  You: China~
  Stranger: ah
  Stranger: you horny? ;)
  Stranger: horny
  Stranger: dick hard
  Stranger: erection
  Stranger: ;)
  Stranger: wet pussy
  Stranger: no? ;D
  Stranger: You dirty Chinks should be fucking hanged
  Stranger: google that shit
  Stranger: You are a plague on the world
  Stranger: I wish Hitler had won WWII
  Stranger: Then you dirty fucking slant eyed freaks would be dead


95 昵称2009/4/10 14:40:00

我和南大的一个人碰上了,汗,这个貌似在各大学里也很火,彻底被攻陷了。

96 = =2009/4/10 14:48:00

遇到個台灣的。。。

問他/她taiwan is a city of china ?????

他說。NO

Stranger: Taiwan is Taiwan
Stranger: china is china

97 = =2009/4/10 15:14:00

不能玩了?

98 =【】=2009/4/10 15:51:00

这网站是不是挂了? 刷了不下20遍都打不开

99 89L90L2009/4/10 15:59:00

你太搞了哈哈

100 = =2009/4/10 15:59:00

這網掛了ma???

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