如果你讨厌生活,讨厌白天,想要抽烟和喝咖啡,那你就是歌特一族;
但如果你是为了好玩或者酷而喜欢穿黑色衣服,喜欢往脸上贴闪亮的东西,故作神秘,但是同时又避免有害健康的东西,那么你可能是脑残吸血鬼的追随者,因为任何一个以为自己是吸血鬼的人,绝对是白痴
?if?u?hate?life,?turely?hate?the?sun,?and?need?to?smoke?and?drink?coffee,?you?r?goth.?if,?however,?you?like?dressing?in?black?because?its?fun,?and?enjoy?putting?sparkles?on?your?cheeks,?and?follow?a?code?well?and?advoing?that?r?bad?for?u?health,?then?u?r?mostlikely?a?dushbag?vampire-wanna-be?bonner,?because?anybody?who?thinks?they?are?vampires?are?freaking?retarded.
fuck?all?of?u
以上观点来自南方公园12季14集
