由阿汤哥离婚引出的那个什么教

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楼主 = =2012/7/4 17:15:00

第一次听说……有人知道这个教的事么

2 = =2012/7/4 17:22:00

刚看了婚前协议一些条款。。。太奇葩了。。

3 = =2012/7/4 17:44:00

那些禁止被谈到的亲密男友背后,有着怎样的故事

4 = =2012/7/4 17:54:00

我就好奇有什么人是可以看到和透露婚前协议的?

5 = =2012/7/4 17:59:00

第一,那份婚前协议是真的假的

第二,如果是真的这样公布不算侵犯人家隐私吗

而且婚前协议是双方自愿签订的吧

6 = =2012/7/4 18:01:00

很多LOLI还以为同人文写的都是真的呢

7 = =2012/7/4 18:06:00

不是说根本找不到英文原文么

8 = =2012/7/4 18:07:00

那个协议明显是假的好不好,如果TC能搞得出那么苛刻的婚前协议,怎么会忘记签保密协议呢?太侮辱人智商了吧

9 = =2012/7/4 18:09:00

这是有多少腐女+GAY希望TC是GAY啊

10 = =2012/7/4 18:14:00

他是忠诚的基督徒,不可能是GAY的

国外很多GAY和GAY粉都很讨厌阿汤,不就是因为由此一八卦周刊说他是GAY,他很生气就把那个周刊告了

11 = =2012/7/4 18:39:00

那个协议本身就是湖绿= =

12 = =2012/7/4 18:42:00

Hollywood, CA — Just hours after People magazine revealed that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage, a source from the law firm that drew up the five year marriage contract has come forward with it’s details.

The source at the law firm, who wished to remain anonymous, says the marriage between Holmes and Cruise was just for show. The sole purpose of the heterosexual marriage was done for Scientology and preventing more gay rumors from circulating about Tom Cruise. “Homosexuality is a big no-no in Scientology. There was a lot of pressure coming down on Tom to appear straight. Scientology leader David Miscavige told him he was going to have to make a decision soon. It was either the ‘church’ or his gay lifestyle, he couldn’t have both. This was a way Tom Cruise could appear straight and keep in good standings with the ‘church’. It was also a great way to get Katie Holmes more attention and a quick payday. It was a win-win for both of them.”

According to the source at the law firm, here are just a few of the conditions of the contract:

#4 – Ms. Holmes will receive $3 million per year of marriage, with a $20 million bonus at the end of the fifth year. Ms. Holmes is required to pay $10 million to Mr. Cruise if she terminates the marriage before the five years.

#7 – After 11 years if Ms. Holmes is still with Mr. Cruise, the prenup and contract will become null and void. She is then entitled to half of Cruise’s entire fortune.

#12 – Must submit to random drug testing.

#17 – $10 million bonus per offspring produced.

#43 – Attend all required Scientology courses, classes and events.

#71 – Not allowed to speak of Scientology’s teachings and happenings to the press or any friends and family.

#95 – Must be accompanied by a Scientology chaperone(s) at all times.

#132 – Smile and agree with everything that Mr. Cruise says.

#141 – Give the appearance of happiness at all times.

#157 – No gay jokes of any kind. This includes calling the movie Top Gun, gay. Referring to the union as ‘Marriage: Impossible’. Or saying that Mr. Cruise has been in ‘A Few Good Men’.

#350 – Cannot speak ill of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard or make short jokes about David Miscavige. It is preferred that the joke telling be left in the hands of Mr. Cruise.

#690 – Cannot speak to anyone about the “special” male friends of Mr. Cruise.

#750 – Must live by the rituals, practices and laws of The Galactic Federation of Planets.

#857 – Xenu outfits are to be worn at all religious ceremonies and during mating sessions for offspring.

#915 – In the rare occurrence that Xenu returns to earth or Teegeeack, Ms. Holmes must accompany Mr. Cruise on the mothership or a vessel of his choosing, or forfeit any money earned.

#1256 – $10 million bonus for a surgically attached penis.

13 = =2012/7/4 18:43:00

#1256 – $10 million bonus for a surgically attached penis.

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14 = =2012/7/4 18:47:00

贴原文好歹也把出处贴出来吧
The Ass Press什么的...

15 = =2012/7/4 19:03:00

霓虹也有很多假编的新闻网站

这是有多SB才能把它当真啊

智商上真就好那么多低B的

16 = =2012/7/4 19:05:00

想起了东体了

17 = =2012/7/4 19:29:00

The Ass Press wwwwwww

18 = =2012/7/4 20:47:00

The Ass Press wwwwwww

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