召唤观光团,咱们一起去逗鬼佬玩儿吧 Orz

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81= =+发表于:2009/4/10 12:46:00

Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: everything's fine?
You: WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
Stranger: brasil
You: Fine,
Stranger: and you?
You: CHINA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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我愤怒了~我是真的想要聊天的啊啊啊~~~= =+

82= =发表于:2009/4/10 13:05:00

昨天闹得真过分= =

一听说是中国的马上就走了


83哈哈发表于:2009/4/10 13:19:00

Stranger: where r u from
You: Mars
Stranger: MARS....
Stranger: UFO...
You: and you?
Stranger: earth....

Stranger: what's a matter.........
Stranger: with U....
You: wo tao yan ni
Stranger: me...too...


84==发表于:2009/4/10 13:27:00

昨晚玩的时候,那个人一上来就用英文说,我是中国人,不要告诉我你也是,还是很中国式的英文==

然后我说,我还真的是

他就走了Orz

还有,我每次都会先把我儿抛出来,看有没人认识,结果有个人说我疯了,挂了,有个聊的好好的,断了Orz


85= =发表于:2009/4/10 13:31:00

Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: 神起纯娘们
Stranger: ...............

这算对上暗号了吗?


86。。。发表于:2009/4/10 13:54:00

話說這不正是從前ICQ的random聊天嗎

87= =发表于:2009/4/10 14:05:00

太有趣了

88- -发表于:2009/4/10 14:06:00

Stranger: CHINESE?
You: hi
You: ........
Stranger: 哪的?
Stranger: BD,D8?
You: ...........XQ
Stranger: 8
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为什么我两次都遇到中国人= =

89。。。发表于:2009/4/10 14:10:00

Stranger: Hey im god
You: hi
You: im maria
Stranger: hey!mum!
Stranger: i miss u!
You: oh.... son..... u just looks so dirty
You: what happend to u
You: my sweetie
Stranger: no. i just wanna take some dirty talk.
Stranger: and i don't know how
You: oh
Stranger: so i make myself dirty
Stranger: will you tell me?
You: tell u what
Stranger: how to fuck mum... i want to know...
You: oh .... thats pretty hard

90。。。发表于:2009/4/10 14:12:00

中间是很不HX的黄色对话

Stranger: hey. mum. you are much better then dad
You: of course
You: ur dad....
Stranger: and brother said the same
You: oh... disaster
You: oh.... i know
You: ur sister said that too
You: but my tit is bigger than ur sister, right?
Stranger: hmmmmm. I love you mum.. I am feeling climax.
Stranger: yeah, much bigger
然后我说:
You: spring brother is a pure man
Stranger: iron blood is true brother
You: ohhhh
You: nice
Stranger: good. haha
Stranger: from douban?
You: 所以你TYER?
You:
You: 我是XQ观光团来的
Stranger: 很精彩...

91==发表于:2009/4/10 14:14:00

真心想说这烂网是按ip地址连人的,凑到一起的都是一地儿的...好无聊,我连同城的人都碰上了


9233发表于:2009/4/10 14:19:00

遇上的是中国人啊

93= =发表于:2009/4/10 14:23:00

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi , you are not a robot, right?
Stranger: hi
You: i mean i am talking to a real man right?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: i am a man!
You: human or you mean you are man not a woman?
Stranger: yes.
You: a, i am a woman
Stranger: where r u from?
You: China
Stranger: sure?
You: you too?
Stranger: 是的
You: hahah,天涯观光团?
Stranger: 太假了 - -
You: 什么太假了?我最近没上天涯,从别地儿看到这儿的,不过我听说天涯观光团也在
Stranger: 真是女的?这上的人太不靠谱了。
Stranger: 你是哪的?
You: 真是女的 - -
You: 四川的
You: 你是从天涯来的吗?
You: 还是从别地方知道的啊
Stranger: 不是 我从cnbeta看的
You: 啊,cnbeta也有了啊,我靠,豆瓣也有,到处都有 - -
Stranger: 基本被中国占领
You: 那你真是男的啊,我男朋友就天天上cnbeta看新闻
You: 靠,我还想说来练练英语类
Stranger: 我也这么想的。。失败了

94- -发表于:2009/4/10 14:32:00

我觉得倒无所谓,中国人挺娱乐的

反正很多外国人上去也是很黄很瀑力的。就许他们fuck不许我们tx啊~

说到底还是偏见惹的祸

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LS有人这么觉得,就PO一下天涯第一页的某段

中国人看到这段都不舒服吧

完全不觉得这叫娱乐

难不成有人觉得一窝蜂中国人过去用中文或者奇怪的英文攻陷了很有成就感?

想想有人这么对XQ大家怎么想- -

Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hi
  You: hello
  Stranger: how r u ;)
  You: where are you from?
  You: fine~
  Stranger: Ohio
  You: China~
  Stranger: ah
  Stranger: you horny? ;)
  Stranger: horny
  Stranger: dick hard
  Stranger: erection
  Stranger: ;)
  Stranger: wet pussy
  Stranger: no? ;D
  Stranger: You dirty Chinks should be fucking hanged
  Stranger: google that shit
  Stranger: You are a plague on the world
  Stranger: I wish Hitler had won WWII
  Stranger: Then you dirty fucking slant eyed freaks would be dead



95昵称发表于:2009/4/10 14:40:00

我和南大的一个人碰上了,汗,这个貌似在各大学里也很火,彻底被攻陷了。

96= =发表于:2009/4/10 14:48:00

遇到個台灣的。。。

問他/她taiwan is a city of china ?????

他說。NO

Stranger: Taiwan is Taiwan
Stranger: china is china

97= =发表于:2009/4/10 15:14:00

不能玩了?

98=【】=发表于:2009/4/10 15:51:00

这网站是不是挂了? 刷了不下20遍都打不开

9989L90L发表于:2009/4/10 15:59:00

你太搞了哈哈

100= =发表于:2009/4/10 15:59:00

這網掛了ma???


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