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101- -发表于:2009/4/10 17:42:00

为嘛这网上不去。。。

102= =发表于:2009/4/11 2:22:00

俺,去睡了,这家伙还正常

3802 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
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Stranger: hiyaa!
You: hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: nothing. where are u from
Stranger: netherlands, you?
You: China
Stranger: Cool :O
You: you dont like Chinese?
Stranger: I do like Chinese!
You: do u like films?
Stranger: yes, you??
You: i am very fond of films
Stranger: what kind of films do you like?
You: many different types,such as horror movies,action movies and so on
Stranger: Hmm I like horror, action and adventure the most
You: Did you see Oscar Awards this year?
Stranger: No, I don't watch those things...
You: Hm? then,what do u like watching?
Stranger: Well, I like cartoons... I know I am childish, but I like cartoons more than all those soaps and reality things.
You: cool. i also like Japanese cartoons.
Stranger: And I like some shows. And things on comedy central
Stranger: Anime!
You: sorry , Anime?My English is not so good= =
Stranger: Yes, anime are the Japanese cartoons.
You: i just know Slum Dunk
Stranger: oh I read a little bit of that
You: Do you know KAT-TUN
Stranger: No..
You: on,it is a popular idol team of Japan
Stranger: Hm, I'll check that later
You: i am its fan
Stranger: That's cool
You: no topic= =
Stranger: Heh indeed
You: what time is it in your place
Stranger: Uhhh what food do you like??
Stranger: 7:48 evening
Stranger: And in China??
You: I like Chinese food and vegetables and i dont like meat
You: 1:50AM
Stranger: Wow that's early!
Stranger: I like all kinds of foods and I don't like a lot of vegetables
You: yean,i can understand,most westerners like meat hah
Stranger: Guess that's true
Stranger: ANd there are a lot of fat people here..
You: it should be "yeah",i typed wrong the letter
Stranger: Oh! I didnt even notice
You: my speed of typing is not fast
Stranger: that doesnt really matter, it's okay
You: it is summer or spring in your location?
Stranger: its spring here
Stranger: but today it was really really warm
Stranger: and in china?
You: I am in Beijing and it is spring also
Stranger: How's the weather?
You: very warm also and i guess summer will come,it is sunny and yesterdday it was rainy
Stranger: here it was rainy two days ago. and now it's very warm. strange, but i like the warm weather
You: so do I but i dont like summer it is too hot here
Stranger: summer can indeed be too hot in some countrys. that's why i like spring the most
You: Do U know a little bit chinese
Stranger: Well I have tried a course, but I thinks it's hard..
Stranger: I can say I love you, but that's all
You: wow.it is cool.你不是天涯的吧,家伙
Stranger: What does it say??
You: just a kind of argot
Stranger: oh okay
You: cause many people know this website from a chinese forum and we just invent an argot to identify each other
Stranger: but currently i am trying to learn japanese. and after that i want to learn chinese.
Stranger: oh okay
You: a,i also wanna learn Japanese cause i wanna go there to see KATTUN's concert in the future
Stranger: that's really awesome
Stranger: ive heard japanese kanji are similar to the chinese
You: kanji ,yes. i know "gome "means" sorry"ha ha
Stranger: yes that's true! what's is sorry in chinese??
You: it is similar to the traditional chinese
Stranger: oh ok!
You: 对不起. you can pronounce "dui bu qi"
Stranger: i think that's awesome
You: Do like Leaonardo Dicarprio
Stranger: Haha ok but isn't it that letters like q and X are pronounced differently from how we do it?
Stranger: I got a Chinese girl in my class and her name is Xinyi. And people tend to pronounce it like "Kseenee" and that's wrong
You: you are right,but i dont know how to let you know its rignt pronunciation
Stranger: Well she told me how to pronounce it, so I say it the right way I think.
You: X pronounce "C" similarly
Stranger: Okay good that I know that now
Stranger: Thank you
You: you are welcome.i am off ,byebye^^
Stranger: oh okay! byee!!
Stranger: nice to have talked to you

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103= =发表于:2009/4/11 3:45:00

好多巴西和芬兰的

104= =发表于:2009/4/11 3:50:00

Stranger: lise?
You: hi
Stranger: are you lise?
You: i am lise
Stranger: yes that is what i meant
Stranger: I finnaly found you
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: and how is your boyfriend henk?
You: good
Stranger: nice
You: but i cant remember u
Stranger: not?
Stranger: so bad
Stranger: how can you forget me:|
You: who r u?
Stranger: I'm Henk
Stranger: your boyfriend
You: ...
Stranger: do you have somebody else?
You: u r so funny
You: hey guy how old r u?
Stranger: I know that I'm funny
Stranger: I'm four :D
You: r u from mars?
Stranger: Nope, I'm from the moon
Stranger: and you?
You: ufo
Stranger: realllyyy
Stranger: so cool
Stranger: can you give me a ride to the earth?
You: sure
Stranger: ah cool
Stranger: maybe I can find the real Lise on earth
Stranger: thank you

105= =发表于:2009/4/11 3:50:00

Stranger: lise?
You: hi
Stranger: are you lise?
You: i am lise
Stranger: yes that is what i meant
Stranger: I finnaly found you
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: and how is your boyfriend henk?
You: good
Stranger: nice
You: but i cant remember u
Stranger: not?
Stranger: so bad
Stranger: how can you forget me:|
You: who r u?
Stranger: I'm Henk
Stranger: your boyfriend
You: ...
Stranger: do you have somebody else?
You: u r so funny
You: hey guy how old r u?
Stranger: I know that I'm funny
Stranger: I'm four :D
You: r u from mars?
Stranger: Nope, I'm from the moon
Stranger: and you?
You: ufo
Stranger: realllyyy
Stranger: so cool
Stranger: can you give me a ride to the earth?
You: sure
Stranger: ah cool
Stranger: maybe I can find the real Lise on earth
Stranger: thank you

106==发表于:2009/4/11 7:17:00

my god

我刚刚一直在跟一个人讲法语,我是觉得奇怪人家怎么不觉得我法语烂

结果那是一个12岁的小朋友啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

后来我碰上个WSN,还找我要nude pic,我骗他我12岁,他吓的连连道歉


107= =发表于:2009/4/11 12:18:00

where are you from?
Stranger: auhauhauahauhau
You: china
Stranger: shit
为什么!

108= =发表于:2009/4/11 12:19:00

接某楼,还碰到一cyprus姑娘,要给我看照片,于是,不得不说,那地方出美女么

pic:http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2039092/2463570-R1-038-17A_Full.jpg

不过是不是它自己的俺就不知道了


109= =发表于:2009/4/11 12:25:00

好羡慕她的胸。。。。。。。

110= =发表于:2009/4/11 12:26:00

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hw r u?
You: not so bad
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: female or male?
You: where do u come from
You: fe
Stranger: sorry, i'm too
Stranger: bye
Stranger: :)
You: = =

111= =发表于:2009/4/11 14:00:00

竟然碰到XQer,还GD了XDDD

112泪痣君我想DT你发表于:2009/4/11 14:42:00

orz 时差党遇到时差党。。。。还是一个时区的。。难怪英文大家都很顺。。。。

113= =发表于:2009/4/11 15:42:00

遇到个18岁的巴西姑娘,说刚和bf分手,14岁就认识了,我问为啥分手,她说bf想和她ox,她还不想。。囧

Stranger: yeah, but i'm soo sad
Stranger: i broke up with my boy
You: oh..
Stranger: i'm with him since 14 years
You: why
Stranger: since i am 14 years old
Stranger: i study in the same class
Stranger: of him
You: he fell in love with other girl?
Stranger: no, it's because he want's have the first time with me but i don't know
Stranger: i don't know if it's the time to make sex
Stranger: *have sex
You: so...
Stranger: he broke up
Stranger: i'm very angry
Stranger: because it's ridiculous
Stranger: broke up because of this
You: if he really loves you, this shouldn't be the reason to break up
Stranger: yeah you are right
Stranger: thanks i will call to him
囧囧
我为毛这么认真
而且巴西姑娘会这么cj咩。。还是说我被TX了。。

114= =发表于:2009/4/11 15:57:00

就我第一次开口hello 之后就发现对方根本就是个中国人么= =

115什么情况发表于:2009/4/11 17:26:00

Stranger: Hi sir/madame, this is Mr. Walberg, part of the omegle team. Can I ask you some questions?
You: go ahead
Stranger: You see, we have been having problems regarding the number of Chinese using this website.
Stranger: How do we get rid of them?

116YAMAP4EVER发表于:2009/4/11 17:30:00

You: hiiiii!
Stranger: Are you japanese?
You: NO
You: you chinese?
Stranger: japan
Stranger: do you see a japanese?
You: you know KATTUN?
Stranger: Kazuya Kamenashi
You: JIN
You: I like him
Stranger: JIN AKANISHI ?
You: yeah
Stranger: where are u from?
You: CHINA
Stranger: do you see a japanese?
You: say ...you mean?
Stranger: I want to find a japanese to talk
You: not see
You: why?
You: isn't it cool
Stranger: My english is not good to talk with US
You: it's ok
You: take your time
You: you know yamap?i like him very much.
Stranger: how many contry people do you meet
Stranger: やました ともひさ
You: yes
You: a lot
Stranger: do you like japan?
You: yes
Stranger: do you go to there ever?
You: no .but i want to
Stranger: here is not far from china
You: i know that .you live in chiba?
You: i know that yamap come from there
You: i always want to get there to take a look
Stranger: I don't come to there
You: then where are u come from
Stranger: do you konw 海ブトウ?
You: no.what's that?
Stranger: something to eat
Stranger: it from my hometown
You: ahhhhha...i know sushi
Stranger: do you like naruto?
You: what's that?
Stranger: a comic
Stranger: にんじゃ
You: i just googleed it.i 've heard about that
You: you ever meet jin or yamap?
Stranger: ninja
Stranger: sorry no..
Stranger: I can't go out from my city
You: why?

117YAMAP4EVER发表于:2009/4/11 17:30:00

You: hiiiii!
Stranger: Are you japanese?
You: NO
You: you chinese?
Stranger: japan
Stranger: do you see a japanese?
You: you know KATTUN?
Stranger: Kazuya Kamenashi
You: JIN
You: I like him
Stranger: JIN AKANISHI ?
You: yeah
Stranger: where are u from?
You: CHINA
Stranger: do you see a japanese?
You: say ...you mean?
Stranger: I want to find a japanese to talk
You: not see
You: why?
You: isn't it cool
Stranger: My english is not good to talk with US
You: it's ok
You: take your time
You: you know yamap?i like him very much.
Stranger: how many contry people do you meet
Stranger: やました ともひさ
You: yes
You: a lot
Stranger: do you like japan?
You: yes
Stranger: do you go to there ever?
You: no .but i want to
Stranger: here is not far from china
You: i know that .you live in chiba?
You: i know that yamap come from there
You: i always want to get there to take a look
Stranger: I don't come to there
You: then where are u come from
Stranger: do you konw 海ブトウ?
You: no.what's that?
Stranger: something to eat
Stranger: it from my hometown
You: ahhhhha...i know sushi
Stranger: do you like naruto?
You: what's that?
Stranger: a comic
Stranger: にんじゃ
You: i just googleed it.i 've heard about that
You: you ever meet jin or yamap?
Stranger: ninja
Stranger: sorry no..
Stranger: I can't go out from my city
You: why?

118= =发表于:2009/4/11 17:31:00

这样难道不是在为国人的形象抹黑.......让上面的人一提到中国人就没好感,这有啥好??

119= =发表于:2009/4/11 19:43:00

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: where r u from
Stranger: Mars
You: so you have no sex
Stranger: y r wrong
Stranger: we have
Stranger: you know why?
You: why
Stranger: if we don't have sex
Stranger: how can you human beings talk here
You: i dont understand
Stranger: I see
Stranger: you are a pure earth guy, right?
You: of course
You: so which country on earth do you like best
Stranger: so tell me sth about yourself
Stranger: country?
You: im chinese
Stranger: I am not familar with China
Stranger: But I think Chinese food r very good
You: which country r u familiar with
You: marese,your spelling is not that good
Stranger: you know
Stranger: I am a Marese
Stranger: so i'm not a native speaker
You: but i think you r strong enough to do anything
You: ok
You: how about your face?
Stranger: do you want to talk with me in marese?
You: i mean what do you look like
You: of course
You: can i?
Stranger: my face? what do you mean by face?
You: face is the skin on your head
You: and how they arrange
Stranger: mood~~
Stranger: fjkfhekf
You: what?
Stranger: Marese, I don't know how to explain in your language
You: give me your picture
Stranger: do you know MIB?
Stranger: ~ ~
You: sorry
You: but i could google it
You: Men in Black
You: i understand
Stranger: yes
You: u r?
Stranger: no
You: so, what do u want to say
Stranger: but I hope I can be
You: could u know the future?
You: mib r the police on mars
Stranger: you konw, as a elien who live on the earth
You: elien is what
Stranger: alien
You: ok
Stranger: lives from other planets
You: so how can i believe in you
Stranger: the quality of my everyday life depends on MIB
Stranger: you don't need to believe in me, you can just believe me
You: but i can't
Stranger: hey stranger
You: en?
Stranger: do you have a dream?
You: yes
You: every one has their own dream
Stranger: so what's that? can you describe it to me?
You: u can help me to make it true?
Stranger: depends~~
You: can u tell me your dream first?
Stranger: one day I can have my own spaceship and travel in the universe freely
You: ok good
Stranger: ok, tell me yours
You: i wanna to meet a boy who meet my demands and love me only forever and we could have happy life
You: and i wanna to meet my idol
Stranger: ?
Stranger: so you r a girl
Stranger: who is your idol?
You: why i can't be a boy?
You: akanishi jin
Stranger: a chinese guy? a human being? or a alien?
You: maybe he is a alien
Stranger: you can be a boy
You: i dont know
You: do you have picture?
Stranger: I don't konw him
You:
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: 你在开玩笑吧
Stranger: no
You: u know chinere
You: chinese
You: right
Stranger: 我是一个懂中文的火星人
Stranger: 哈哈
You: 那咱俩用中文聊吧
Stranger: why are here so many chinese
You: 你不也是吗,问你自己不就行了
Stranger: 不聊了~~ 天天聊QQ都聊烦了
You: 我早就知道了
Stranger: 难怪说
You: 不过听有意思的
You: 哈哈
Stranger: 这个网站被中国的木马攻击
You: 阿?
You: 为啥阿
Stranger: 人肉木马阿~~
You:
You: 刚才看见各
You: uk
You:
Stranger: 那么多中国人,估计80%以上的流量都是中国来的
Stranger:
You: 人家问我西藏问题
You: 我一激动网断了
Stranger: 这uk还真无聊
You: 谁知道阿
Stranger: ~~~
You: 你是哪里的人
Stranger: 好,我待会儿找个uk的问他北爱问题
You: 好样的!
Stranger: 我宁夏的
Stranger: 闪了闪了

120= =发表于:2009/4/11 19:43:00

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: where r u from
Stranger: Mars
You: so you have no sex
Stranger: y r wrong
Stranger: we have
Stranger: you know why?
You: why
Stranger: if we don't have sex
Stranger: how can you human beings talk here
You: i dont understand
Stranger: I see
Stranger: you are a pure earth guy, right?
You: of course
You: so which country on earth do you like best
Stranger: so tell me sth about yourself
Stranger: country?
You: im chinese
Stranger: I am not familar with China
Stranger: But I think Chinese food r very good
You: which country r u familiar with
You: marese,your spelling is not that good
Stranger: you know
Stranger: I am a Marese
Stranger: so i'm not a native speaker
You: but i think you r strong enough to do anything
You: ok
You: how about your face?
Stranger: do you want to talk with me in marese?
You: i mean what do you look like
You: of course
You: can i?
Stranger: my face? what do you mean by face?
You: face is the skin on your head
You: and how they arrange
Stranger: mood~~
Stranger: fjkfhekf
You: what?
Stranger: Marese, I don't know how to explain in your language
You: give me your picture
Stranger: do you know MIB?
Stranger: ~ ~
You: sorry
You: but i could google it
You: Men in Black
You: i understand
Stranger: yes
You: u r?
Stranger: no
You: so, what do u want to say
Stranger: but I hope I can be
You: could u know the future?
You: mib r the police on mars
Stranger: you konw, as a elien who live on the earth
You: elien is what
Stranger: alien
You: ok
Stranger: lives from other planets
You: so how can i believe in you
Stranger: the quality of my everyday life depends on MIB
Stranger: you don't need to believe in me, you can just believe me
You: but i can't
Stranger: hey stranger
You: en?
Stranger: do you have a dream?
You: yes
You: every one has their own dream
Stranger: so what's that? can you describe it to me?
You: u can help me to make it true?
Stranger: depends~~
You: can u tell me your dream first?
Stranger: one day I can have my own spaceship and travel in the universe freely
You: ok good
Stranger: ok, tell me yours
You: i wanna to meet a boy who meet my demands and love me only forever and we could have happy life
You: and i wanna to meet my idol
Stranger: ?
Stranger: so you r a girl
Stranger: who is your idol?
You: why i can't be a boy?
You: akanishi jin
Stranger: a chinese guy? a human being? or a alien?
You: maybe he is a alien
Stranger: you can be a boy
You: i dont know
You: do you have picture?
Stranger: I don't konw him
You:
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: 你在开玩笑吧
Stranger: no
You: u know chinere
You: chinese
You: right
Stranger: 我是一个懂中文的火星人
Stranger: 哈哈
You: 那咱俩用中文聊吧
Stranger: why are here so many chinese
You: 你不也是吗,问你自己不就行了
Stranger: 不聊了~~ 天天聊QQ都聊烦了
You: 我早就知道了
Stranger: 难怪说
You: 不过听有意思的
You: 哈哈
Stranger: 这个网站被中国的木马攻击
You: 阿?
You: 为啥阿
Stranger: 人肉木马阿~~
You:
You: 刚才看见各
You: uk
You:
Stranger: 那么多中国人,估计80%以上的流量都是中国来的
Stranger:
You: 人家问我西藏问题
You: 我一激动网断了
Stranger: 这uk还真无聊
You: 谁知道阿
Stranger: ~~~
You: 你是哪里的人
Stranger: 好,我待会儿找个uk的问他北爱问题
You: 好样的!
Stranger: 我宁夏的
Stranger: 闪了闪了

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