有多少人觉得A还会回来的？（希望能冷静讨论）

we are both switch hitters

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不管仁是不是双性恋，他的朋友都不该说这话

REVELATION 那连接还提到3P, 虽然没说是跟仁

结论: 赤西仁交了个大嘴巴朋友

"why do you have pikachu costumes?" "......."

him: I don't think we should take Jin to a frat party.
me: why? because they'll be crowded?
him: no, i mean, he has such nice hair. what if some guy gets up on him?
me: hahaha you are jealous!
him: I DON'T WANT TO BE THE GUY THAT GOT KAT-TUN RAPED OKAY?
THE REVELATION
THE SUSPCION
THE MEETING
LOGICALLY THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO THE GIRL WHO ONLY LATELY HEARD OF THIS BAND AND UNTIL RECENTLY, WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL AND JPOP IMMUNE.
dfkjdsf okay so, I don't know what to tell you guys. I get a call on Thursday that hoho, guess who's with me! JIN. SCOUTING FOR COLLEGES IN LA.... AND NEW YORK, AS EVIDENCED BY THESE PHOTOS. WANT TO HANG OUT THIS WEEKEND? ;;) I'm sorry I could not take any more or him looking far more pikachu and adorable. In any case, the weekend was spent getting wasted at halloween bashes on campus but I am sorry to say I did not touch him inappropriately. Hands and mouths, yes. But I didnt even touch his hair
though I really, really wanted to.
FACTS
- scouting colleges in LA, looking for linguistics specialists (MAYBE HE SHOULD LEARN ENGLISH FIRST)
- will get more details on the last point later
- claimed to be from california
- speaks very little english, or is too shy to try
- smokes like a fiend (malboros, we lit each other from cigarettes in our mouths)
- refused to put up his pikachu hood (even in the POURING rain)
- his hair was so nice fjdsfs what it was
- did not dance (A TRAGEDY I DIDN'T KNOW OF UNTIL I WENT HOME AND WATCHED MUSIC VIDEOS)
- i was anan eskimo, thanks
( The most important information. When talking to the boy, both him and jin very intoxicated-
me: is the popstar stealing all your girls?
him: no, im all men.
me: WHAT?
him: hahaha no, just kidding. i mean. yeah.
me: haha what?
him:we are both switch hitters.
me: (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) don't say things jin doesn't understand. )
IS THIS WHY I COULDN'T SLEEP OVER THIS WEEKEND? YOU WERE BUSY WITH JPOP SEX? THERE YOU HAVE IT, SEX WITH KAT-TUN BY PROXY, ALREADY. BEAT THAT INTERNET.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN AS DRUNK AND SICK AS I WAS WITH KAT-TUN. SHARE THESE PICTURES/POST AND I WILL KILL YOU. DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.
EDIT; I'm pretty sure he's only here for the weekend, guys. UH unless he enrolls here, which i doubt since this is not a foreign language school.