XQer的文化水平和年龄水平

本人乃意譯，當作做翻譯功課。=_=|||  紫色為譯文。

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LOGICALLY THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO THE GIRL WHO ONLY LATELY HEARD OF THIS BAND AND UNTIL RECENTLY, WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL AND JPOP IMMUNE.

依照常理，一個直至最近還是挺酷、不懂日本流行、和最近才聽說這隊樂隊(按:kat-tun)的女生是不會遇上這種事的

dfkjdsf okay so, I don't know what to tell you guys. I get a call on Thursday that hoho, guess who's with me! JIN. SCOUTING FOR COLLEGES IN LA.... AND NEW YORK, AS EVIDENCED BY THESE PHOTOS. WANT TO HANG OUT THIS WEEKEND? ;;) I'm sorry I could not take any more or him looking far more pikachu and adorable. In any case, the weekend was spent getting wasted at halloween bashes on campus but I am sorry to say I did not touch him inappropriately. Hands and mouths, yes. But I didnt even touch his hair
though I really, really wanted to.

okay，我不知道說什麼才好，但我在星期四晚上接到電話：「哈哈，猜猜誰跟我一起？JIN! 在Los Angeles和New York尋找學校（這些圖片可以證實（作者ms在new york））這個週末想一起玩嗎？」很抱歉，我實在不能忍受他看起來這樣可愛！怎樣也好，我這個週末就在學校的萬聖節派對上玩瘋了，但我很遺憾地沒有不恰當地碰他。我碰了他的唇和手，但我沒有碰到他的頭髮啊，雖然我很想。

FACTS

事實

- scouting colleges in LA, looking for linguistics specialists (MAYBE HE SHOULD LEARN ENGLISH FIRST)

- 在LA找大學，在找語言學專家 (他應該先學好英文吧）

- claimed to be from california

- 說自己是從加里福尼亞州來的

- speaks very little english, or is too shy to try

- 說很少英文，或太害羞了不敢嘗試

- smokes like a fiend (malboros, we lit each other from cigarettes in our mouths)

- 煙抽得很兇 (曼寶路牌的，我們在口中點了彼此的香煙)

- refused to put up his pikachu hood (even in the POURING rain)

- 堅拒把皮卡丘帽子脫下 (雖然下著滂沱大雨)

- his hair was so nice fjdsfs what it was

- 他的頭髮好漂亮

- did not dance (A TRAGEDY I DIDN'T KNOW OF UNTIL I WENT HOME AND WATCHED MUSIC VIDEOS)

- 沒有跳舞 (我回到家看了他的mv才知道這是個多麼巨大的損失/悲劇)

- i was an an eskimo, thanks

- 變裝會上我扮演愛斯基摩人 (按：那照片中間的是她吧)

( The most important information. When talking to the boy, both him and jin very intoxicated-

(最重要的消息：當我的朋友跟jin說話時，他們兩個都醉了）

(按：可以譯成high了，但我心中的小紅是cj的>_<  以下是作者跟朋友的談話：)

me: is the popstar stealing all your girls?

作者：那個明星是不是泡掉你所有的女孩啊？

him: no, im all men.

朋友：不，我純粹是男的。(按：這裡ms前後不副，我也搞不清這朋友喜歡男的還是女的orz)

me: WHAT?

作者：什麼？！

him: hahaha no, just kidding. i mean. yeah.

朋友：哈哈哈，不啦，在開玩笑啦。

me: haha what?

作者：哈哈什麼？

him: we are both switch hitters.

朋友：我們都是雙性戀的。

me: (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) don't say things jin doesn't understand. )

作者：(震驚)不要說jin不懂的話了！

IS THIS WHY I COULDN'T SLEEP OVER THIS WEEKEND? YOU WERE BUSY WITH JPOP SEX? THERE YOU HAVE IT, SEX WITH KAT-TUN BY PROXY, ALREADY. BEAT THAT INTERNET.

(按：這段我真的不懂譯，orz這女人的英文) 這就是我這個週末不能過來過夜的原因嗎？你太忙於跟日本明星xxoo嗎？就是這樣，在網路輸送器前yy跟kat-tun的人xxoo。總好過上網玩吧。

I HAVE NEVER BEEN AS DRUNK AND SICK AS I WAS WITH KAT-TUN. SHARE THESE PICTURES/POST AND I WILL KILL YOU. DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.

大學我從來沒有像這次和kat-tun(按：我理解為"和kat-tun裡的jin")一樣玩得這麼瘋，如果你轉這些圖的話我會殺了你，不要認為我不知道到哪裡找！

日语听多的人,对英文实在是会转不过来,别说LZ你瞧不起高中生怎么怎么滴,相信就算是研究生整天泡在日语的世界里,你瞧着a是发哪个音标?我就有研究生朋友背英文单词给背到罗马音去的,你能说人家文化水平低?

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